Ladies and gentleman, lads and lasses, welcome welcome! Step right up and don't be shy! As luck would have it, admission into this tantalising, exhibition of excitement is free for today only!
DISCLAIMER: ENTER IF YOU DARE but be warned, what you are about to see may disturb those not looking for a good buy.
BEHOLD!!! The eighth wonder of the known western real estate world - a semi renovated double brick and tile, complete with a 5mx11m padded and powered workshop, 708 square metre block with a 4 metre side access to 380 square metres of prime retain and build goodness (STCA). Yes, all this can be yours and for under $300,000! *Gathering crowd gasps in shock and awe*
Gaze in bewilderment at the homes shutters and ample parking space out the front, all shrouded behind the idyllic white picket fence and palms. Once inside the aroma of fresh paint titillates your nostrils and lures your brain further with visions of hard work done!
Inside floating floors throughout make dirty, bug harbouring carpets a distant, sneezy nightmare from your past. You relax knowing that keeping your new home clean will be a breeze and your kin will live an allergen free existence. As you cautiously ramble through the rear sliding glass doors your heart races, what's this, more value!? To your amazement you find an enclosed patio that has been sectioned into several play rooms overlooking your estate.
From your position the boundary seems an age away and it's then you realize you should have brought a packed lunch for this expedition into the unknown.
You scan the horizon and to your left and apparition appears it's a padded and powered 11mx5m workshop and you quickly realise it doubles as a secure garage for up to two cars. By this stage you are weary from your travels and decide to accost the tall ginger from the real estate agency. It's time to write an offer and secure your claim before someone else discovers just what you've found here.
