EOI - Offers invited by 12PM on Friday 02/05/2025
A reality-bending sanctuary perched above St Kilda, where the streets hum like tuned violins and the trams kneel at your doorstep like loyal steeds awaiting their next quest.
Acland, Fitzroy, and Chapel Streets don't merely surround youthey orbit you. The ocean glistens like it knows your secrets. The lake shimmers as if applauding your arrival. Even the city skyline watches, not with judgement, but quiet admiration.
Step inside: the open-plan living area breathes like a sentient being. Timber floors stretch out like an ancient scroll, telling tales of dinner parties yet to come. The kitchen is less a kitchen and more a command centerwhere European appliances whisper in accents, the gas cooktop lights like a prophecy, and the dishwasher hums Gregorian chants of cleanliness.
The bedrooms? Portals. Tranquil voids lined with cavernous built-in robes capable of swallowing entire fashion weeks. The master has its own en-suite, of coursebecause sharing is for mortals. The main bathroom? A minimalist poem with a Euro laundry that could disappear in plain sight if it felt like it.
Then there's the balcony. It doesn't face anythingit hosts the universe. Spanning from the living room to the second bedroom, it's your personal observatory for celestial coffee sipping and starlit philosophizing.
But wait. There's an ascension.
On the rooftop of The Meridian, reality comes undone. A fire pit flickers like a lighthouse guiding vibes into shore. An outdoor spa gurgles with secrets. Lounge seating swaddles you like a velvet paradox. There's a BBQ area for rituals, a bar for declarations, and shower facilitiesbecause why should rooftop enlightenment make you sweaty?
Yes, there's secure parking. Yes, there's storage and climate control. But those are just polite sensibilities we tell to keep this listing grounded.
What you're really getting is not a home. You're getting a cosmic alignment. You're getting an event.
Welcome to The Meridian. You don't live here. You resonate.
- Owners Corporation Fees - $5,118 per annum (approx.)
- Council Rates - $1,072 per annum (approx.)
- Water Rates - $667 per annum (approx.)
