(The phone rings to a chorus of angels, then a smooth, familiar voice answers.)
Matthew: "Alright, alright, alright. This is Matthew. Who's gracing my ears today?"
Dylan: "Hey Matthew! Dylan here. You called about that Coorparoo property for your next blockbuster?"
Matthew: "Alright, alright, alright. Dylan! Knew you'd come through. What's the skinny on this Coorparoo legend?"
Dylan: "Matthew, it's a 2-bed, 2-bath apartment in leafy Coorparoo. Pure natural charm."
Matthew: "Alright, alright, alright. Can a man move in there? Can he think?"
Dylan: "Absolutely. Blockbuster-sized living area. Perfect for monologues. The light just hits different."
Matthew: "Alright, alright, alright. And the kitchen?"
Dylan: "A gourmet epic, Matthew. Top-of-the-line. A canvas for genius."
Matthew: "Alright, alright, alright. Outdoor space? For contemplation? Alpacas?"
Dylan: "Private balcony, overlooking leafy Coorparoo. A transcendental stage. Alpaca-friendly."
Matthew: "Alright, alright, alright. Sleeping quarters?"
Dylan: "Master suite with ensuite. A sanctuary of self-discovery. Absolute tranquility."
Matthew: "Alright, alright, alright. Parking?"
Dylan: "Fort Knox, Matthew. Secure parking. Guarded vigilance."
Matthew: "Alright, alright, alright. And the overall vibe? Coorparoo magic? Cosmic nexus?"
Dylan: "It's got it. Coorparoo location is a cosmic nexus. Dylan stars here."
Matthew: (A long, thoughtful sigh.) "Alright, alright, alright. You've done it. Price?"
Dylan: "Available upon request, Matthew. For those who understand destiny. Priceless, really."
Matthew: (A low chuckle.) "Alright, alright, alright. Priceless, indeed. Set up the red-carpet appointment. Matthew McConaughey is coming. Just keep livin', man."
Dylan: "Will do, Matthew! Just keep livin'!"
