If you’re not ready for top-floor, city-view, main-character, sigma-lifestyle energy, turn back now. This two-bedroom certified slay factory is built different.
🏡 THE VIBES:
Balcony built for maximum skibidi enjoyment – stand there, nod solemnly at the skyline, feel like a mysterious protagonist in a futuristic dystopia.
Open-plan lounge with infinite rizz – big enough to host the whole squad, or just pace dramatically while plotting world domination.
As new carpets
Kitchen so retro it’s lowkey high fashion – timber cabinets, cute little dining nook, and enough charm to make Gordon Ramsay shed a tear.
Two massive bedrooms – perfect for sleeping, scheming, or turning one into a shrine for your pet fish.
Bathroom giving 70s nostalgia-core – aka quirky, aka fun, aka you’ll love it.
🚀 LOCATION STATUS: GOD TIER
Smack in the middle of Coorparoo’s elite shopping & dining district – brunch, retail therapy, and overpriced oat lattes on demand.
Buses pulling up like NPC escorts – hop on, blink twice, and boom, you’re in the city.
