$520k for two bedrooms in West Hawthorn feels like someone's made an admin error.
We checked. They haven't.
Ground floor, one of only nine and proper 60s double brick, tucked into one of those quiet West Hawthorn streets where everyone else appears to own a $2.5m family home.
Inside is very much nothing to see here, in a good way.
Big living room. Two proper bedrooms. Fresh, neat and ready to move into.
The kitchen is older than you are.
She knows. She's fine with it.
But the location is where this starts becoming a bit silly.
Three minutes to the 48 and 109, moments to the Yarra and Richmond, and three minutes from the Beehive.
Which means Thursday night you can walk down for the locals' raffle, win a meat tray and potentially a few thousand dollars in the cash draw.
Homeowner at 28 and carrying 4kg of assorted meats home from the pub.
Life has peaked.
Or rent it for around $650pw and let somebody else enjoy all of the above.
