You walk in
and immediately think,
"oh no this has ruined other apartments for me"
First floor. Light everywhere.
Living and dining are suspiciously functional.
Big east-facing windows looking straight into the trees.
Morning light trickling in like it's on your side.
Enough space for friends and furniture.
No weird corners.
No one reliving their share-house trauma.
Just a really nice place to sit
and start the day slowly.
The balcony faces north too.
Sunny. Dependable. Emotionally available.
Perfect for coffee you forget about
and wine you suddenly take very seriously.
The kitchen looks like you've got your life together.
Modern. Gas cooking. Dishwasher.
Enough bench space for big intentions.
Outstanding facilities for abandoning them.
Two bedrooms. Both honest.
The main is generous with built-in robes.
Light doing you favours daily.
The second is small, no robes, but does the job.
WFH. Guest room.
The room that minds its business.
Functional, flexible,
and not pretending to be something it's not.
Bathroom is calm and flattering.
Good lighting. No jump scares.
Laundry hidden where it belongs.
Nothing here trying to challenge you.
The building is small and well-behaved.
Only ten apartments.
Secure entry. Lock-up garage.
No chaos. No characters. No plot twists.
Outside is South Yarra doing its thing.
Tree-lined streets.
Chapel Street when you want energy.
Toorak Village when you want bread and validation.
This feels like a glow-up.
Not dramatic. Just correct.
The kind of place you send to a friend
then immediately say "don't actually look"
Finer Details:
Owners Corporation Fees: $3,453 per annum (approx.)
Council Rates: $1,192 per annum (approx.)
Water Rates: $704 per annum (approx.)
No. In Building: 1 of 10
Internal Size: 62sqm (approx.)
Balcony Size: 5sqm (approx.)
Year Built: 1959
Floor Level: First Floor
Rental Appraisal: $700 per week (approx.)
Owner Occupied vs Rented: 45/55
Title: Strata
Deposit & Settlement: 10% Deposit, 3060 Days
