Wake up.
Walk a Tan lap in your Alo set that definitely wasn't on sale.
Tell yourself you're just grabbing a quick coffee.
Somehow end up at Gilson until midday.
Pop into Baker Bleu because apparently one pastry wasn't enough.
Get a blow wave before dinner, which is incredibly unnecessary for wines with the girls, but yeah.
Catch the train from Anzac into the city for Gimlet.
Spend Sunday afternoon convincing yourself you should book that Europe trip before the exchange rate gets worse.
Repeat.
The scary part is all of that is actually walkable from here.
The Tan is basically your backyard.
Gilson becomes your second office.
Baker Bleu is your personality before 10am.
Domain Road for the spontaneous wine that absolutely wasn't in the budget.
Then you come home.
Straight into your lock-up garage.
Because circling South Yarra for a park is a personality trait you no longer need.
Through the secure entrance.
Because your apartment should be easy for you to get into...
And considerably less easy for everyone else.
North facing living room absolutely drenched in afternoon sun.
Proper proportions because it's one of those older apartment buildings from back when one bedroom apartments were actually designed for people, not furniture catalogues.
One of only 18 apartments.
Nothing to renovate.
Nothing to fix.
Just move in and continue pretending this lifestyle is completely normal.
Finer Details
Owners Corporation Fees: $4,614 per annum (approx.)
Council Rates: $1,309 per annum (approx.)
Water Rates: $1,173 per annum (approx.)
No. In Building: 1 of 18
Internal Size: 54 sqm (approx.)
Year Built: 1970
Rental Appraisal: $ 550 - $600
Owner Occupied vs Rented: 55/45
Title: Strata
Deposit: 5-10%
Settlement: 30 - 45 Days
