James helped the reviewer buy this property

It wasn’t just a sale… I fell in LOVE with James.

James is a smelly little sausage but he’s MY smelly little sausage and I LOVE him. And I’m so happy with our brand new home that I can’t wait to start making babies together and stuff all in this home in all of the rooms we’ll live inside of. But also outside. And also James is MINE so everybody else just keep your hands OFF because I won’t share him because I love him so much okay? James can be a naughty little sausage but PLEASE don’t let that put you off because when it comes to sales there’s no sausage I’d rather have showing me ALL OF THESE HOUSES. Thank you to my parents and thank you to God. I miss you James see you tonight we’ll be having dinner in our brand new home I love James so much.