Let's hope that, with the commission you earn on this sale, you get to the first rung on the ladder to the millionaires club where Gary Wood and Troy O'Brien are already lounging. Usually, I never trust men with gold chains and bald heads, but because of your ruck man physique (and large heart) you may overcome the shortcomings of being a real estate agent and earn my respect. Perhaps a Christmas ham or bottle of Grange delivered to the tray of my Hilux may ease my misgivings about real estate agents. I have noticed you require physical conditioning. Please report to 105 Gulval Road where there are any number of tasks required to be done. Regards, your Fellow Ruckman. PS. Ask Troy about how good I was. Regards, Doc