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The Ballad of Karen Page A Testimony to a Real Estate Legend, by Glenn and Cathy
The Ballad of Karen Page
A Testimony to a Real Estate Legend, by Glenn and Cathy
There once was a realtor named Karen,
Whose sales skills were truly quite darin'.
When friends Glenn and Cath
Asked her to clear their path,
She vowed to make buyers start carin'.
This house had five bedrooms galore,
But buyers seemed bored to the core.
So Karen, undaunted,
Her tactics she flaunted,
And pitched it as three, plus two more!
The marketing plan was a gem,
But buyers were still quite a hem.
Some obstinate Chinese
Refused to be pleased,
Their demands were a right royal phlem.
Unfazed by their stubborn demeanor,
Karen's resolve only grew keener.
She trailed one cool cat
To an auction, whereat
He was outbid, making prospects look leaner.
But Karen, a true sales maverick,
Consoled him with wit and with flair-ick.
She drove him post-haste
To Glenn and Cath's place,
And closed the deal right then and there-ick!
So let this be a lesson for all,
When selling a house, big or small,
With Karen in charge,
Her methods, though large,
Will ensure that no prospects will stall!

Karen Page
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