Okay but just imagine this.
It's Saturday. 8:42am.
Sun's already made it into the bedroom, and so has the smell of someone's sourdough era.
Sure, the address says Burke Road. But your sleep-in says Hallcroft Place, as does your parking - quiet, leafy, and just far enough off the main drag to keep your Saturday soft.
You talk about maybe going to CorePlus but end up lying on the floor instead.
Stretching counts.
Socks on. Hair unbrushed. Morale: medium.
You agree to "clear your heads" with a quick walk to Barry's Garage.
Oat lattes slap.
He gets a sanga. You say you don't want one.
Then eat half of his. Obviously.
Post-coffee, it's a tactical split.
They hit the separate toilet. You claim the mirror.
Couples that divide and conquer? Still together.
You've got a shower and a bath, both free-range.
No combos. No curtain clinging to your thigh like regret. Praise be.
It's lunch time. Suzuran is 50m from your door.
Best sashimi this side of Tokyo. IYKYK.
You eat it on the balcony.
Sun glowing. City views doing the most.
Neighbour's cat watching like it paid for half.
Golden hour creeps in through the north-facing living room.
It hits different through a glass of Pinot.
Someone lights a candle.
The vibe shifts.
Dinner's a 400m stroll to Mongkok Tea House. XO pippies arrive.
You fight over the last one. It gets personal.
You walk home like you live in a montage.
400m to Camberwell Station if you were going out, but you're not. You're home.
You close the blinds.
It's moody. It's warm. It's yours.
Finer Details
Owners Corp: $4,073 per annum (approx.)
Council Rates: $2,306 per annum (approx.)
Water Rates: $791 per annum (approx.)
Internal Size: 79sqm (approx.)
No. in Block: 1 of 12
Year Built: 1970
Rental Appraisal: $600-$650 per week (approx.)
Owner Occ: 55%
Title: Strata
Deposit: 10%
Settlement: 30-60 days
Nearby Amenities
Primary School Zone: Auburn Primary School
Secondary School Zone: Camberwell High School & Canterbury Girls Secondary College
Closest Supermarket: Woolworths Camberwell & Coles Local Camberwell (900m)
Closest Train Station: Camberwell Station (400m)
Closest Park: Rathmines Road Reserve (500m)
