Yes, it's real.
No, you're not concussed.
Yes, it's in Hawthorn.
No, it's not next to a car wash and a man yelling at bins.
The living zone fits an actual couch, a table, and the existential weight of trying to pick something on Netflix.
The kitchen's 60. She's baby blue. She's giving 'shouldn't be this fit at her age but we're not asking questions.'
The bedroom's calm. Carpeted. Quiet enough to reflect on your life choices, but not loud enough to judge them.
Built-in robes? Obviously. For your seasonal personality shifts and commitment to linen.
The balcony's quiet, leafy, and just far enough from the street to online shop in a towel and ignore your bank balance.
You've even got a car space. Because street parking shouldn't be your Roman Empire.
Yes, it's a shared laundry. Yes, there's a clothesline. And yes, your towels will be fluffier from all that gossip floating in the breeze.
Right outside? Cafes where the barista knows your name, your banh mi hits emotional depths, and the train gets you to the city faster than your ex got over you.
Finer Details:
Owners Corporation Fees: $3,098 per annum (approx.)
Council Rates: $870 per annum (approx.)
Water Rates: $755 per annum (approx.)
Rental Appraisal: $450-$480 per week (approx.)
No. In Building: 1 of 18
Internal Size: 65sqm (approx.)
Property Age: 1963
Owner Occupied vs Rented: 45/55
Title: Company Share
Deposit & Settlement: 10% Deposit, 30-45 Days Settlement
Nearby Amenities:
Primary School Zone: Glenferrie Primary School
Secondary School Zone: Auburn High School & Melbourne Girls College
Closest Supermarket: Coles & Woolworths Glenferrie Rd (650m)
Closest Train Station: Glenferrie Station (550m)
Closest Park: Fairview Park (1km), Grace Park (1.2km)
