It's Saturday afternoon.
The sun's fashionably late, sliding into the living room like it knows it's the main event.
You've been drifting since breakfast, coffee in hand, scrolling in last night's tee, completely unbothered by the concept of pants.
Kitchen's all storage, stone benches, and shiny appliances.
Basically a stage for your "I cook now" era, even if the only thing in the oven is banana bread you bought.
That built-in study nook?
Perfect for "working from home" while actually Googling "holidays with unlimited cocktails."
Slide open the terrace doors.
The afternoon air strolls straight in like it pays rent.
Friends are "on their way" (translation: still horizontal, arguing about who's driving).
Cheese board's out on the terrace, technically for them, but you've "evened it up" so much it's now brie, a grape, and deep personal shame.
The afternoon drips by. Music's on.
Someone's topping up glasses, someone else is showing you a TikTok you've "definitely seen."
Time stops existing, in the best way.
Golden hour hits.
Everyone's gone. Glasses still out. Cheese board looks like a petty crime scene.
Main bedroom becomes your rot-mode HQ.
Hair straightener abandoned like a fallen soldier.
Ensuite lighting so good you stop mid-skincare to take a thirst-trap selfie you'll never post.
Second bedroom's now a holding cell for every coat, bag, and random shoe you couldn't be bothered putting away.
A real basement car park, no car stacker auditioning for Cirque du Soleil.
Storage cage roomy enough for bikes, skis, or an entire unsolved IKEA project.
Lift access and security so tight you'll half expect a retina scan.
Walking to Glenferrie for dinner? Absolutely not.
You're under the doona, tracking the Uber Eats motorbike like it's your ex's Instagram story.
Dinner is eaten cross-legged in bed.
Candle lit. Socks on. Morale: dangerously high.
Finer Details
Owners Corp: $4,673 per annum (approx.)
Council Rates: $1,163 per annum (approx.)
Water Rates: $791 per annum (approx.)
Internal Size: 66sqm (approx.)
Balcony Size: 11sqm (approx.)
Courtyard Size: 26sqm (approx.)
Year Built: 2015
No. In Building: 1 of 29
Rental Appraisal: $700 per week (approx.)
Owner Occ: 70%
Title: Strata
Deposit: 10%
Settlement: 30-60 days
Nearby Amenities
Primary School Zone: Auburn Primary School
Secondary School Zone: Auburn High School & Melbourne Girls College
Closest Supermarket: Coles & Woolworths Glenferrie Rd (1.4km)
Closest Train Station: Auburn Station (950m)
Closest Park: Kellett Reserve Playground (270m)
