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A simple request made to two pirates.
What an adventure it has been! It came to pass that I was required to part with a most precious parcel of land, a decision not made lightly. In the fuss of preparations, I misplaced my spectacles, but pay that no mind; I am, after all, a stubborn and thoroughly independent woman. Summoning my ever-loyal carriage driver, I declared we ride to the office of real estate affairs, immediately.
Upon arrival, the scene was oddly dim, and I presumed some manner of construction or secret plotting was afoot. Undeterred, I ventured onward until I discovered two gentlemen clad in crisp white blouses. At first, they spoke not a word, silent as the grave, but no sooner had I requested they take on the sale than they sprang into action like sailors spotting land after a long voyage.
With the matter well in hand, I returned a second time, this time with spectacles firmly in place, only to find I had journeyed more than I imagined. We parked outside what I can only describe as a pirates tavern, no doubt frequented by rogues and rum-soaked raconteurs. My young driver, amused beyond reason, dashed inside for a celebratory drink.
And there they were, the very same two pirates (gentlemen?) who had taken up the request. How they managed to sell a plot of land so far from the water, I shall never comprehend. But sell it they did and for a fine sum, at that.
I thanked them earnestly for securing a splendid deal, and with that, I made my escape.
Highly recommended. Though I implore you, say nothing to the noblemen of my dealings with pirates. This recommendation shall remain, quite purposefully… unsigned.
With great amusement and subtle rebellion,
Kristy of the Nobleman Society.

Nick Mitchell
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